Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan get send-ups with signature cocktails

According to the "Ministry of Gossip" at LATimes.com, these two troubled celebs have been honored with special libations at Bird's Cafe in Hollywood.

"The Mel Gibson Martini: Vodka martini with a very white onion. Warning: offensive smell. May leave a bad taste in your mouth."

"The Lohan: Vodka and lime juice.  Not at all sweet. Careful: two drinks can land you in jail and kill your career."

Hmmm.  I'll stick with a beer.